my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Pretty much my response to everything since I’ve been in my 20s:
I am stronger than I look but not as strong as I act.
|—||Jamie Tedder (via perfect)|
the only Christmas post that matters
seriously, no one should put me in charge of anything. i
i can’t even commit to a pop-tart flavor for longer than a week.
damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up